So my wife gets back from Afghanistan LATE sunday night. Well, no sweat I put in a special libo chit so I can get monday off. Why don’t I use leave, you ask? Oh cuz I go terminal in 3 weeks, the package has already been submitted. Besides, special libo to see my wife that I haven’t seen since I deployed back in November, no sweat right? Well I get weighed in and BAMCIS I’m 2 lbs over. Well with the current SGTMAJ on deck that’s just a “HELL NO I DON’T THINK SO” kinda deal. Yep, 3 weeks left, 2 lbs over, you bet my fat marathon running ass is going RIGHT ON BCP, fuck me, right? Anyways, cool, whatever, I’ll play their game, what’s 3 weeks. Oh wait, HELLO, “NO SPECIAL LIBO, FUCK YOU, you can’t spend at LEAST 24 hours with your wife…” wtf, why not? “YOU’RE FAT, PT YOU FAT ASS!!! you are coming in at 1100 on monday”… um… really? so I said “hey chaps, can you help me out, I understand they can ‘legally’ do this, but it sure seems fucked up ethically and morally. I’m not asking for a 96… can I just have 24 hours to y’know, get to ‘know’ my wife again???” He’s like “yeah sure”, then he calls me back and says “nah”… so I talk to 1stSgt and he says “Oh btw since you called chaps, um… fuck you you’re coming 0500 on monday”… cool, so my wife is coming in late sunday… and I gotta turn around and leave her for the sin of “fat”… hmmm… Y’know what Marine Corps, FUCK YOU. Oh hey and to you shitheads that will logon and say silly things like “yeah, FATTY go PT!!!” Y’know shove it up your ass! when you can outrun me on a marathon or you start training for an ultra… yeah I’ll listen, once you lost 100 lbs in your life, yeah I’ll listen, until then SHUT THE FUCK UP, nobody is listening to you. Remember, us nerds in the end decide how much you get paid at that “cushi” government contract job… stupid.
yeah, these assholes have been getting away with this shit my whole enlistment…merely because my wife and I are in the same MOS at the same unit they TOTALLY take advantage of it. They’ve played off of our feelings for each other, they’ve fucked with our schedules. One of my favorites was when we went to our follow on school because we both got there at the same time on “geo bachelor” orders they were like “fuck no you guys can’t live together”… so we lived in the barracks, I lived in the same room as her just one deck up. And yeah barracks policy: “no males in females rooms and vice versa”… why? because I might have sex with my wife? (GOD FORBID!!!). We had to get a hotel every weekend, we werent approved to move out for 4 months, and even then they hosed the paperwork and we had no BAH while being forced to live in the on base hotel… HOLY SHIT that was expensive!
I never had a problem with the Marine Corps until they tried to come ahead of GOD and FAMILY…. I thought that’s why I joined… to defend those things, but if I can’t have those things, THEN WHY THE FUCK DID I COME HERE!?
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