The 13 Days of Marine Corps Christmas

With the holidays coming up, we wanted to get into the holiday spirit. So we decided to post up a very Christmasy post. Enjoy!

The 13 Days of Marine Corps Christmas (Sang to the tune of “The 12 Days of Christmas”)

On the First Day of Christmas the Marine Corps Gave to me: A Chance To Witness an NJP!

On the Second Day of Christmas the Marine Corps Gave to me: 2 Bitchy Roommates, and A Chance To Witness an NJP!

On the Third Day of Christmas the Marine Corps Gave to me: 3 Drill Instructors, 2 Bitchy Roommates, and A Chance To Witness an NJP!

On the Fourth Day of Christmas the Marine Corps Gave to me: 4 Page 11s, 3 Drill Instructors, 2 Bitchy Roommates, and A Chance To Witness an NJP!

On the Fifth Day of Christmas the Marine Corps Gave to me: 5 6105s, 4 Page 11s, 3 Drill Instructors, 2 Bitchy Roommates, and A Chance To Witness an NJP!

On the Sixth Day of Christmas the Marine Corps Gave to me: 6 Counseling Sheets, 5 6105s, 4 Page 11s, 3 Drill Instructors, 2 Bitchy Roommates, and A Chance To Witness an NJP!

On the Seventh Day of Christmas the Marine Corps Gave to me: 7 MCIs, 6 Counseling Sheets, 5 6105s, 4 Page 11s, 3 Drill Instructors, 2 Bitchy Roommates, and A Chance To Witness an NJP!

On the Eighth Day of Christmas the Marine Corps Gave to me: 8 Uniform Inspections, 7 MCIs, 6 Counseling Sheets, 5 6105s, 4 Page 11s, 3 Drill Instructors, 2 Bitchy Roommates, and A Chance To Witness an NJP!

On the Ninth Day of Christmas the Marine Corps Gave to me: 9 Safety Briefs, 8 Uniform Inspections, 7 MCIs, 6 Counseling Sheets, 5 6105s, 4 Page 11s, 3 Drill Instructors, 2 Bitchy Roommates, and A Chance To Witness an NJP!

On the Tenth Day of Christmas the Marine Corps Gave to me: 10 Field Day Formations, 9 Safety Briefs, 8 Uniform Inspections, 7 MCIs, 6 Counseling Sheets, 5 6105s, 4 Page 11s, 3 Drill Instructors, 2 Bitchy Roommates, and A Chance To Witness an NJP!

On the Eleventh Day of Christmas the Marine Corps Gave to me: 11 days UA, 10 Field Day Formations, 9 Safety Briefs, 8 Uniform Inspections, 7 MCIs, 6 Counseling Sheets, 5 6105s, 4 Page 11s, 3 Drill Instructors, 2 Bitchy Roommates, and A Chance To Witness an NJP!

On the Twelth Day of Christmas the Marine Corps Gave to me: 12 Ass Chewings, 11 days UA, 10 Field Day Formations, 9 Safety Briefs, 8 Uniform Inspections, 7 MCIs, 6 Counseling Sheets, 5 6105s, 4 Page 11s, 3 Drill Instructors, 2 Bitchy Roommates, and A Chance To Witness an NJP!

On the Thirteenth Day of Christmas the Marine Corps Gave to me: 13 Weeks Restriction, 12 Ass Chewings, 11 days UA, 10 Field Day Formations, 9 Safety Briefs, 8 Uniform Inspections, 7 MCIs, 6 Counseling Sheets, 5 6105s, 4 Page 11s, 3 Drill Instructors, 2 Bitchy Roommates, and A Chance To Witness an NJP!

Submitted by NINJA_PUNCH

  • HummerHmmm

    My guess is, and this is completely unbiased, if you weren’t such a worthless shitbird, your experience in the Marine Corps would have been a bit more positive.  Just a theory.

    • Thank you for sharing.

    • HummerFUCK

      “and this is completely unbiased” “if you weren’t such a worthless shitbird”

      Dude if you weren’t such a dumbass your comment might make more sense.

    • Nick Destazio

      You’re probably some frail fucking POG that sucked massive amounts of cock just to ensure your next promotion. You’re that guy that deployed to Iraq or Afghanistan and never left the wire but get you go home feeling proud and accomplished reassuring yourself that you just served in a combat zone. If you’re not an 03 or an 08 you have no fucking clue what the Marine Corps is like. I was an 0311 and an 0811, you my friend, a little POG BITCH.

  • HummerHmmm

    My guess is, and this is completely unbiased, if you weren’t such a worthless shitbird, your experience in the Marine Corps would have been a bit more positive.  Just a theory.

    • S.

      Thank you for sharing.

    • HummerFUCK

      “and this is completely unbiased” “if you weren’t such a worthless shitbird”

      Dude if you weren’t such a dumbass your comment might make more sense.

    • Nick Destazio

      You’re probably some frail fucking POG that sucked massive amounts of cock just to ensure your next promotion. You’re that guy that deployed to Iraq or Afghanistan and never left the wire but get you go home feeling proud and accomplished reassuring yourself that you just served in a combat zone. If you’re not an 03 or an 08 you have no fucking clue what the Marine Corps is like. I was an 0311 and an 0811, you my friend, a little POG BITCH.

  • Anonymous

    heres to the SHITBIRDS!!! If not for us the USMC would be full of nothing but ass tard lifers who would suck their company gunny’s cock or throw one of their marines under a bus to get that next good cutting score. Shitbirds are those who have the intelligence and courage to stand up to souless stupidity even while they perform their mission , sometimes better than anyone else.

    • ronpauldouche

      Ron Paul is a shitbird just like you. Another Republitard. Interesting how you know so much about sucking cock.

      • Thedude

        ill take a shitbird over more of the exact same that we’ve been getting from Washington. Time for a real change Ron Paul or prepare your children for the 4th Reich

  • RONPAULFORTHEWIN

    heres to the SHITBIRDS!!! If not for us the USMC would be full of nothing but ass tard lifers who would suck their company gunny’s cock or throw one of their marines under a bus to get that next good cutting score. Shitbirds are those who have the intelligence and courage to stand up to souless stupidity even while they perform their mission , sometimes better than anyone else.

    • ronpauldouche

      Ron Paul is a shitbird just like you. Another Republitard. Interesting how you know so much about sucking cock.

      • Thedude

        ill take a shitbird over more of the exact same that we’ve been getting from Washington. Time for a real change Ron Paul or prepare your children for the 4th Reich